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Gangrene Productions Movie of the week

December 28, 2009

For the Gangrene Productions movie of the week, we have decided to post the first 2 episodes of SPACE MONKEYS, the animated classic from Mike Terrell. Mike Terrell, a member of RUSTMONSTER, wrote and sang the RUSTMONSTER classic pirate song, Still A’Smilin’, featured on RUSTMONSTER’S first pirate music album, “Last Voyage of the Black Betty.” [...]

A Healthy Pirate Workout

November 17, 2009

Follow these exercises to build mass and Spaniard-killing endurance:

1. Warmup
Cutlass Swipes
(5 minutes a hand). Use wide, sweeping motions.

2. Chest
Canon Bench Press
3 sets of 10 reps. Start with a 10-pounder bow chaser and work your way up to a 50 pounder (the type found in the gun-deck).

3. Upper back
Lanyard Pull-ups
Climb the ratlines to the [...]

What Else Can the RUSTMONSTER Guys Do?

October 29, 2009

The RUSTMONSTER boys do a lot more than write pirate music. We produce short, funny films and other music projects. Time to share.
Check out Team Rescue, an online TV series on the Gangrene Productions Youtube channel (htto://www.youtube.com/gangreneproductions).
This funny series follows a team of scientists who engage themselves in transplanting a herd of Goths from a [...]

RUSTMONSTER Live October 30th at Pirate Island

October 27, 2009

RUSTMONSTER will be playing live at Pirate Island (located behind the University Mall in Orem, Utah, off University Parkway).
Showtime: 8:30 PM
Pirate Island is an incredible pirate themed venue that is excellent for the whole family. Come out and celebrate Halloween with us.

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Pirate Story – Last Voyage of the Black Betty – Chapter 5

May 7, 2009

Chapter 5 of the ongoing tale of the notorious Captain Stark and his ship: The Black Betty.

Pirate Story – Last Voyage of the Black Betty – Chapter 3

April 22, 2009

Chapters are posted in backwards order in the posts category. To read this story from the beginning, go to this link: pirate story.
To buy the official soundtrack for this story, go to this link: pirate music.

Last Voyage of the Black Betty
Chapter 3
The day cabin stunk with the smell of fifteen men. None had bathed in [...]

Great Pirate Music

April 7, 2009

Greeting pirate fans,
I was just reflecting on the fun of original pirate music. When it comes to pirate tunes, I like original, up-to-date material from pirate bands who are willing to experiment and stretch the genre. Forgive me for saying so, but I am not a big fan of the classic shanties. They usually are [...]

Greetings from Rustmonster – A new album

April 1, 2009

Rustmonster greets the fans. Announcement of their new album.