More Pirate Sayings
by Craig Nybo ~ April 10, 2009
Continuing on with our library of pirate sayings. Here are 20 more pirate threats you can use to pick a fight with any buccaneer. So put a chip on your shoulder and get ready to rumble.
• I’ll send you to feed the bleedin’ catfish
• I’ll send you to hell-fire
• I’ll scuttle you
• I’ll spit you clean and sweet
• I’ll spear you like a shark
• I’ll snap you across my knee
• I’ll slit your weasand
• I’ll slit your throat
• I’ll slice your liver
• I’ll slice you through from ear to ear
• I’ll trounce the devilment out of you
• I’ll throw you to the sharks
• I’ll throttle you with my bare hands
• I’ll tear your tongue out
• I’ll sweep you into the sea
• I’ll stuff you with straw and hang you for a figurehead
• There will be a yardarm for you
• My thumbs are itching to scrape your eye-balls out of your sockets
• I’ll wring your fat cow’s head off your body
• It’ll be the gallows for you
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