Pirate sayings
by Craig Nybo ~ April 8, 2009
So you want to learn how to talk like a pirate aye? Rustmonster has the experience to get your “Yo’s” right and your “Ho’s” correct. Today’s pirate sayings are all pirate threats. Get ready to unleash your tongue on your foes with the most cutting threats straight from the high seas. Below are 20 great pirate sayings.
• Bones is what you’ll be
• Death and damnation shall be yours
• Death is but your due
• I’ll bend a marlinspike around your loaf
• I’ll blast you over the horizon
• I’ll carve your gizzard and fry it for my supper
• I’ll chain you to the keel
• I’ll blast you where you stand
• I’ll choke the life out of your pitiful carcass with my bare hands.
• I’ll cleave you to the brisket
• I’ll cleave your skull asunder
• I’ll keel-haul you
• I’ll kick you to the scuppers
• I’ll hang you over the end of a gun and scatter your innards all over the sugar cane fields
• I’ll hang you from the yardarm
• I’ll put a ball between your eyes
• I’ll lash the hide off your back
• I’ll let out your evil soul by incision of steel
• I’ll send you to torment your father, the devil
• I’ll slit your weasand
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